fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

benedicts-innumerable-chins:

goldshirts-tightpants:

you know that feeling when star trek

yeah i know

corneliapornelia:

Benedict Sassybatch

thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

thepacosanchezz:

my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

sherlyandthedoctor:

kira902k:

retardis-cumberbitch:

moriartysskull:

retardis-cumberbitch:

Benedict+Eyes

Best Cumbereyes post ever.

UMMM HOW DID THIS EVEN REACHED 10K GUYS WTH 

ummm are they blue or green this is killing me hE’S SO BEAUTIFUL

I BELIEVE THE COLOUR IS CALLED “GALAXY” 

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more